THAT'S his new girl????
Aw, hell no.
I feel like the "Co-Ed Naked" line of clothing is...
Who’s with me?
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Watching TV With A Cat On My...
daenitzhaus asked: I was just going through my archive and almost every post has either been a reblog from Shlooby Kitten or a copy and paste from Shmitten Kitten. Or else a Shmitten Kitten inspired post of my own creation. I don't really mean to stalk your blogs, you are just so fucking hilarious and about 99% of your posts are relevant to my life. Please forgive my admiration?
This is cheezy, but go with it
Follow Shlooby Kitten with Bloglovin And, while you’re there, follow Shmitten Kitten with Bloglovin No big whoop if you don’t, but if it blows yer hair back, by all means, click away.
cramitinyourcramhole asked: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Ask away, suckers
I put up an ask link. So if there’s anything you wanna say, knock yourself out.
shadesofgraycolor asked: Hi. Just thought I should let you know that I love you, as a fellow single 20 something running wild in Manhattan. I've reblogged two of your best Shmitten Kitten posts recently. Just about died of happiness when I read your "Just Between Us, His New Girl Seems Like A Better Fit For Him" post. Anyways, keep cattin' around and doing your thing girl; you're not alone.
Mind Of Man: Why You're Not Married via The Frisky →
“The reason you’re not married yet is because I don’t really care why you’re not married and no one else does, either. Seriously, nobody cares. You shouldn’t care. Marriage isn’t a tiara. It’s not a ribbon to cut or one of those big novelty lottery checks.” And, it just gets better from there. I really really really liked this post.
Shmitten Kitten: FUCK YOU. That Is The BEST... →
Ha! I wrote this.
Here Is How To Be A Woman In A Boys' Club →
mollylambert: A Handbook/Manifesto For Everyone, by Molly Lambert at This Recording Awesome read. This comes highly recommended.