“Out of all the art projects that you’ve done, what has made people roll their eyes the hardest?”- Between Two Ferns with James Franco, Lonely Island and Ed Norton.
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Apple Pie Cookies Tutorial {click link for full recipe and tutorial}
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
The ones from Drive are my faves.
Okay. This is way funnier than the first vine I saw.
There should be a blog dedicated to jock boys’ hairstyles in the mid-90s. It should be called “Butt-cuts as far as the eye can see.”
You know what I like? Being friends with a guy who cooks. Want to know what’s even better than that? Being friends with a guy who cooks, is adorable, AND has an awesome kitchen. Quickest way to kill my dream of being one of cute couples that hang out in the kitchen? His grimy cups.
Let me explain: back during my university days, I had a group of friends that would dedicate one night a week to movie night. Everyone would make a dish and pile in over at whomever’s apartment was the most accommodating (re: clean) and with enough comfortable seating for everyone. Lucky for me, the cutie of the group had the apartment with the best seating.
So there I was, flirting with the cute chef in his kitchen while daydreaming about being that indulgent couple that hangs out in the kitchen. He offered me a drink while I imagined us feeding each other pastries, freshly baked from our oven. I’m thinking that I’ve hit the foodie jackpot.
Then he opens the cabinet that houses his cups. His grimy cups. Those scaly, scuffed-up, slice-your-mouth-open plastic cups.
You know the kind:
I put on my poker face and politely accepted his frayed and scummy cup. I tried to hide my dismay as I surveyed the damaged goods, hoping there’s a spot on the lip of the cup that’s not too icky. I failed miserably and ended up parched for the rest of the night.
Needless to say, I started bringing my own drinks after that.
