Sorry man, I’m gonna be old school about this, but you gotta get your butt in gear, ‘cause if this is going anywhere, you better be driving me somewhere, somehow because I am not chauffeuring your ass around town.
Yeah, that way better include his ass driving me there.
There are plenty of great reasons to dump someone. Maybe you want kids and she doesn’t. Maybe he is a compulsive liar. Maybe he collects DUIs like Pokemon cards. Those are all legit reasons to peace out.
Today, we aren’t concerned with the great reasons. We’re thinking about the stupid ones. The challenge is to describe the dumbest reason you have ever broken it off with someone in six words. I’ll get the ball rolling:
Got any awesomely dumb reasons for putting the kibosh on your relationship? Leave ‘em in the comments!
[Previously: Worst Dates in Six Words Part 1, Part II, and Part III]
Me on my way to steal your man
Me on the way to the open bar
this is relevant to my interests
From Melissa, who can’t understand why he’s a total shitshow at the airport:
Watching his confused face look up at that departing flights screen is like watching my mom check the Internet.
