If you get a kick out of Shlooby Kitten, be sure to swing by my other blog boo, Shmitten Kitten, which is a blog about dating for people who would never read a blog about dating.
Sorry man, I’m gonna be old school about this, but you gotta get your butt in gear, ‘cause if this is going anywhere, you better be driving me somewhere, somehow because I am not chauffeuring your ass around town.
Yeah, that way better include his ass driving me there.
There are plenty of great reasons to dump someone. Maybe you want kids and she doesn’t. Maybe he is a compulsive liar. Maybe he collects DUIs like Pokemon cards. Those are all legit reasons to peace out.
Today, we aren’t concerned with the great reasons. We’re thinking about the stupid ones. The challenge is to describe the dumbest reason you have ever broken it off with someone in six words. I’ll get the ball rolling: