Shmitten Kitten: Phrases We'd Like To Stab In The Face: "You Deserve Better"

“Yes, some guy out there in this world might posses better qualities, habits and values than the walking/ talking ball sack I’m currently hung up on. I’m sure he’s out there windsurfing and making his own granola and sketching hilarious pictures of Pauly D on Draw Something. But, I’m not talking about this hypothetical person who may or may not exist; I’m talking about the guy I do know who’s acting like a fuckface. Focus here! Tell me he’s a ding-a-ling, allow me to agree with you enthusiastically and let’s enjoy the rest of this fucking brunch, okay?”

Phrases We’d Like To Stab In The Face: “You Deserve Better” ::: Shmitten Kitten